The Customs and Border Protection agency is currently dealing with a pretty unfortunate bird problem.
CBP put out an official notice last week calling for potential vendors to help the agency devise a “vulture deterrence system” for one of its radio towers a couple of hours away from the U.S.-Mexico border in Kingsville, Texas.
“A population of approximately 300 vultures have built up and are roosting and nesting on the tower structure on the railings, catwalks, supports, and on rails and conduit throughout,” according to the notice, which was first obtained by Quartz. “Droppings mixed with urine are on all of these surfaces and throughout the interior of the tower where workers are in contact with it, as well as on areas below.”
Thus the border agency seeks a “viable netting deterrent” against the vulture brigade.
A CBP spokesperson told TPM in an emailed statement that the lawless birds “create a safety hazard.”
“They will often defecate and vomit from their roost onto buildings below that house employees and equipment,” the spokesperson said. “There are anecdotes about birds dropping prey from a height of three-hundred feet, creating a terrifying and dangerous situation for those concerned.”
Read the notice below:
Is this from the department of “birds of a feather flock together?”
But are they documented or undocumented vultures?
A little Karma to make me smile today
Hmmm… An ornithological piece? Of the Avian Variety?
I was under the impression everyone had heard…
Guano and vulture vomit. The good news story of the day.