Paintballers Plotted World Takeover

|
July 6, 2006 1:21 p.m.

Yesterday was the bond hearing for the Seas of David cult, the seven “homegrown terrorists” whose arrest two weeks ago was a shining example of anti-terrorism efforts, according to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

The ragtag, kooky group, who all belong to a sect “that mixes Islam, Buddhism, Christianity, Freemasonry, Gnosticism and Taoism,” had plans to destroy the Sears Tower in Chicago, prosecutors say.

Well, the judge says the crew is too dangerous to walk the streets before trial. So they’ll stay locked up. But more details about the case came out during the hearing. And the more we learn, the less this crew looks like they could have toppled a tree house, let alone the Sears Tower.That’s not to say that they didn’t talk up their destructive ambitions. One of them even “made reference to taking over the world,” according to the FBI agent on the case.

That said, the group never got their hands on any real weapons. In fact, they apparently trained by shooting paintball guns in the woods. During their raid of the group’s Temple, a windowless warehouse, FBI agents found only one knife and a blackjack.

How did the group show up on the FBI’s radar? It’s unclear, but from the Miami Herald‘s reporting of the hearing, it sounds like the group’s leader, Narseal Batiste, went down to his local 7-11 to “obtain financial and military support.” I’m not kidding.

He eventually got a lot of promises from another FBI informant for guns, boots and $50,000 in cash. But the lawyer for one of Batiste’s followers says Batiste, who used to “roam the streets” in a bathrobe, was just scamming the informant because he was hard up for money.

We’ll keep you updated as more details unfold. The FBI informants wore wires during their many meetings with the group — no doubt those will provide valuable insight into the mind of Islamic, Buddhist, Christian, Freemason, Gnostic and Taoist terrorists.

Introducing
The TPM Journalism Fund: A New Way To Support TPM
We're launching the TPM Journalism Fund as an additional way for readers and members to support TPM. Every dollar contributed goes toward:
  • -Hiring More Journalists
  • -Providing free memberships to those who cannot afford them
  • -Supporting independent, non-corporate journalism
Are you experiencing financial hardship?
Apply for a free community-supported membership
Comments
advertisement
Masthead Masthead
Founder & Editor-in-Chief:
Executive Editor:
Managing Editor:
Senior Editor:
Special Projects Editor:
Editor at Large:
General Counsel:
Publisher:
Head of Product:
Director of Technology:
Associate Publisher:
Front-End Developer:
Senior Designer:
SPECIAL DEAL FOR PAST TPM MEMBERS
40% OFF AN ANNUAL PRIME MEMBERSHIP
REJOIN FOR JUST $30