Happy Thanksgiving, Sen. John!

Boy, does Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) have something to be thankful for:

A federal judge spared Sen. David Vitter an embarrassing appearance on the witness stand in a prostitution case when she abruptly canceled a hearing scheduled for next week.

The Louisiana Republican was under subpoena to testify about his ties to a Washington escort service. Deborah Palfrey, the woman accused of running a prostitution ring, had sought to question Vitter about whether he paid for sex.

But U.S. District Judge Gladys Kessler canceled the hearing Wednesday, saying it served no purpose in the criminal case. It was Kessler who originally set the hearing but, after seeing Palfrey’s witness list, the judge said she was convinced Palfrey was just trying to game the judicial system….

The Nov. 28 hearing was merely a tangent to Palfrey’s prosecution, but Vitter’s testimony would have drawn a crowd. With Vitter on the stand, attorney Montgomery Blair Sibley said he would ask, “As a client, did you engage in illegal sex acts?”

It’s a novel strategy, asking someone to say they paid for sex to help bolster a prostitution case. But Palfrey says she provided a fantasy service, not a sexual one, and anyone who sold sex was a “rogue escort” who violated her employment contract.

Oh, good. No more embarrassment. Like those embarrassing details offered up by New Orleans prostitute Wendy Yow Ellis in Hustler, such as the fact that he insisted that prostitutes not “wear any perfume, body lotions, not even take a shower,” because “he did not want any scent on him whatsoever”; that he took his used condoms with him afterwards; or that after he found out that Ellis had the same first name as his wife, he stopped visiting her, although he’d still go to watch Ellis dance at a French Quarter strip club occasionally. Phew!