Burns to Abramoff: Drop Dead

“[Abramoff] is a pathological liar who has no credibility and belongs in jail,” a Burns spokesman tells AP. Burns’ statement comes in response to Abramoff’s comments to Vanity Fair, mentioned earlier today, that his clients got “every appropriation we wanted” from Burns’ committee, and that Burns’ staffers used Abramoff’s restaurant, Signatures, “as their cafeteria.”