I will be making a major announcement concerning the Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border, and the Shutdown, tomorrow afternoon at 3 P.M., live from the @WhiteHouse.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2019
Trump Teases ‘Major Announcement’ On Border Set For Saturday Afternoon
Ok, there’s that word “crisis.” Here come the “Emergency Powers.”
Look over here, sheep! Look over here, press! Anything to distract you from my treason! Look, I’m serving McDonald’s to athletes. Watch me light this fart on fire. Now I’m going to declare an emergency to fool my idiots into thinking I’m building a wall that will never be built.
Can’t wait for the next Dem president to declare an emergency to build abortion clinics in Alabama, Mississippi and Texas. What’s good for the goose, right?
Trump doesn’t give a rat’s patootie about immigration. Hell, he hires immigrant workers all the time. No, it was Roger Stone that told him that demanding a “wall” polls higher than just talking about “border security.” Trump tried it out at his bierhaus… I mean, rural rallies, and lo and behold, he got big applause when he said “wall.” And the rest is history, ladies and gentlemen. One more gift from Roger Stone.
A putsch for Putin!
The capitalization makes more sense in its original German.