After months of missing out on presidential lampooning, “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” played catch-up Wednesday night on the ridiculous offerings of presidential campaign stores.
Host Stephen Colbert showcased the most ridiculous candidate store offerings — from a Chillary Clinton Koozie Pack to the “Feel The Bern” coffee mug.
“Who could resist this actual item available on Jeb Bush’s website? A guacamole bowl called the Guaca Bowle,” Colbert said. “Sure it doesn’t say Jeb on it, but would you put your name on a $75 bowl that normally sells for $9?”
Because the election is more than a year away, Colbert announced his own store, Undecided 2016, which is “loaded with great stuff for the discriminating yet indecisive voter.”
“Like this T-shirt that proudly declares, ‘______ 2016.’ It’s one-size fits all because we know you can’t make up your mind about anything,” Colbert said.
Sadly, Colbert’s campaign store remains only a punchline at this time.
Watch the clip, from CBS, below:
That is vintage Colbert. I hope the store is real.
The Big, Furry Hat bit had more to say about our current news/political environment…