Colbert Realizes He’s Been Wrong About Bears, Has Sex With One (VIDEO)

With only a handful of episodes left before he ends “The Colbert Report” later this year, Stephen Colbert has begun to step outside his comfort zone.

Mocking a recent segment on NBC’s “Today” dedicated entirely to engaging grizzly bears in the wild, the Comedy Central host ended up confronting a bear in the studio. You won’t believe what happened next.

In a moment of weakness, Colbert — a bitter and sworn enemy of bears since his show’s inception — discovered he’d been wrong about the animals from the start and fell into the grizzly’s embrace.

Colbert and the bear engaged in a full-mouth kiss before the show tastefully faded into the interspecies couple’s afterglow the morning after.

Watch the clip, courtesy of Comedy Central:

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  1. Oh, to be around Sean Hannity when he watched this. I just know he wouldn’t get it. I just know that in his reptilian brain somewhere he would know Colbert’s wildly loved and admired in a way he’ll never be, and he just is not smart enough to figure out why. I just know that that thought would drive him crazy.

    And that makes me very happy.

  2. Oh, I don’t know. Something tells me Hannity loves him some bear on the down-low.

  3. “Now, where’s this Eskimo woman you want me to shoot?”

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