Sen. Rand Paul continued Friday his annual celebration of the Festivus holiday, a secular affair popularized by “Seinfeld” which features the airing of one’s grievances.
In a Twitter post early Friday morning, Paul told readers to “stay tuned” for his own airing of grievances. “I got a lot of problems with you and now you’re gonna hear about them,” he wrote, echoing Frank Constanza’s immortal lines in Season 9, Episode 10 of Jerry Seinfeld’s popular sitcom.
Early Friday, several grievances poked fun at cabinet picks and advisers to President-elect Donald Trump:
Good morning Seinfeld fans and Happy Festivus everywhere! Today I’ll have my annual #AiringofGrievances. Join me here throughout the day…
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
Stay tuned to celebrate #festivus with me. I got a lot of problems with you and now you’re gonna hear about them #HappyFestivus
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
Hello again, I hope everyone is having a Happy Festivus! It’s once again time for my annual #AiringofGrievances… pic.twitter.com/pZfRtAUtZN
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
On the media & #fakenews: Festivus is real, media, so don’t try 2 fact check it. And @TheOnion is more accurate than a Brian Williams report
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
New administration is lookin good. Haven’t seen this many billionaires in 1 place since I staked out Bilderbergs w/ Alex Jones. Good times.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
.@peterthiel is advising the President Elect. That’s great. But his plan 2 make the Statue of Liberty into a digital stop sign is a bit much
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
I know I’ve said a lot about @AmbJohnBolton so you’re probably expecting me 2 say something nice for the holidays. Nope. #AiringofGrievances
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
My favorite Cabinet pick is what’s his name, umm it’s that guy who wanted to eliminate the Dept. of @ENERGY. Hang on I’ll think of it…
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
New administration has some great people. But I wanna know who has to tell @realdonaldtrump he can’t build a golf course on the South Lawn?
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2016
I hate to say it, but some of these are actually pretty funny.
This kind of made my day. Nice break from the “War on Christmas”…
Shorter Ayn Rand: I want to make sure that most of the people in my state of Kentucky DO NOT have access to HealthCare.