During the second Republican presidential debate, CNN anchor Jake Tapper asked the 11 candidates to pick their Secret Service codenames.
They were ridiculous. Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul chose “Justice Never Sleeps” while former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush picked “Ever-Ready” and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee wanted “Duck Hunter.”
So, “The Nightly Show” decided to give the candidates some even more ridiculous codenames.
Host Larry Wilmore and panelists Rory Albanese, Joy-Ann Reid and Tom Papa easily picked “Top Secret” for Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal. And Bush got a new name too.
“Black Friday because he’s like the discount Bush!” Albanese said.
What did the panelists pick for front runner Donald Trump?
Check out the clip, from Comedy Central, below:
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Justice Never Sleeps?
Not Aqua Buddha, Rand? That seems the obvious choice.
Lame segment, he’s given away all the punch lines at the start.