The President’s eldest child was full of holiday cheer at a Daily Mail holiday party in New York City as he confessed that his father is a notorious re-gifter.
“I’m the namesake, so I got re-gifted all the things that were monogrammed for him at times,” Trump Jr. said while telling the story of one Christmas when his father “may or may not” have given him a gift from the previous year. “And I’m like, ‘I know you didn’t get this,’ ‘How do you know that?’ ‘Because I gave it to you last year.’”
Oh my goodness—WON’T it be nice this year when they BOTH get a SET of indictments EACH with their very OWN monograms?
Sorry boys, but those are nonrefundable and can’t be re-gifted.
Thank Mr. Mueller and his team. This shows they CARE.
LOL, cheap fuck.
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SociopathFather mug.Dude, we knew he was cheap. He’s given something like 800 bucks to charity in his entire miserable life. It’s one of the reasons he was always sneered at among affluent New Yorkers—you’re expected to contribute to each others’ causes, and he never did. He hustles foundation money and spends it on himself. We knew he was a cheap, miserly person obsessed with money and utterly uncaring about any other human being including, sadly, the younger non-loathsome and somewhat pitiable you. But yeah, tell this story, in the belief it’s charming and relatable.
Damn it, this was going to be my joke. Should have known 7 minutes after publishing was too long.