“The Daily Show” prepped its viewers for President Barack Obama’s final State of the Union address, saying the President has “no more fucks to give” during Monday night’s episode.
According to correspondent Roy Wood Jr., the speech will be “different.”
“The rumor’s that this year is going to be different. More of a preview of the exhibits in the Obama presidential library — the Affordable Care Act, the climate change deal, how he taught not one, but two Portuguese water dogs to fist bump,” Wood said. “But what I do know for sure about this year’s speech? Obama has no more fucks to give.”
Watch the clip from Comedy Central:
No More Fcks To Give
No Fcks Left Behind
A Veil of F*cks
Give them the Big Middle Finger, Barack. Lord knows this Congress, and the others you’ve endured these last 7+ years, deserve so much less. None of them will likely ever be President, and none will have a lasting legacy approaching yours.
Ego jamdudam defututus sum.
For your pre-speech viewing:
Gone With The Fck
To Kill a Fck
The Fuk Who Would Be King
Citizen Fck
Fcky And The Bandit
The Fck Mutiny
Dead Fck Walking
Fck Club