I feareth that my man Mitt, in whose candidacy I’ve invested so much time and energy, is destined to get smoked on Tuesday.
Just got this letter from Mitt …
Dear Friend,
As youâve likely seen by now, we finished a strong second place in Iowa and the mainstream press has been quick to call this devastating.
Well, Iâm here to tell you that just like in the Olympics, winning the silver in the first event does not mean youâre not going to come back and win the gold in the final event. And weâre going to win the presidential nomination, by pulling together.
Iâm humbled by what you have done so far. Now, the action you take today could determine the course of history!
1. Please Invite 5 friends to join Team Mitt. Itâs going to take every mouthpiece and volunteer possible for victory. Someone from my staff will follow-up with all new Team Mitt members immediately.
2. Call a friend, forward them this email, stop by their home or office and ask for just one more contribution to help us win New Hampshire and continue this campaign to the ultimate finish â the White House at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
3. Finally, help 5 friends learn more about me with a personalized phone message. Just use our new phone messaging tool. Iâll even record a customized voicemail greeting for your cell phone if youâd like. Imagine the surprise your friends will get when they call.
Remember â Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush also finished second in Iowa and went on to win the Republican nomination, and I will too. Iâm the only candidate who is competitive in all of the early primary or caucus states â South Carolina, Michigan, Nevada, Floridaâ¦and of course New Hampshire.
You know as well as I do that Iowa represents the beginning of the process, and weâre on our way to New Hampshire to win â with your help.
My sincere thanks,
Mitt
I’m shocked that they can get a machine to perfectly imitate Mitt’s voice well enough to give me my personalized Mitt voicemail. I’m loving it!!!
