Self-Helping the Armageddon

Here’s a fascinating conglomeration of hucksterism, right-wing paranoia, secular eschatology all from one pasty dude selling something called the “Patriot Survival Plan.” It’s like the ur-document that brings together so much of today’s neo-gold-buggism, Prepperism, paranoia about Obama’s impending martial law, gun hoarding, the coming descent into urban warfare, food shortages and crazed mobs of dark people. How you can survive and thrive after total societal collapse. It’s all in a video, which is epically crazy and yet hard to stop watching. Just watch and let me know what you think. Seriously, you’ve got to see this.

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How to turn $200 bucks into a large supply of 37 essential food items that will keep you and your family nourished throughout the crisis…

How to keep your heat, air conditioner, refrigerators, lights all running smoothly when the grid goes down… (don’t forget generators run on oil… so if you don’t know this secret you’ll be left hungry and in the cold)

How to make sure Urban Warfare never touches your family.

How to keep the military out of your home even if they have an evacuation order (this will save your children decades of nightmares)…

A weird trick I learned from journalists that allows you to walk calmly through dangerous riots – completely unarmed… This will come in handy should you need to get out and get valuable supplies.

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