7:59 PM: Okay, if Rick Perry doesn’t finally get all Deliverance on Mitt Romney, I’m just going to stop tuning in. C’mon. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
8:02 PM: I truly pity whoever had to write these awful intro bios for the candidates …. ‘And Rick Santorum, the guy we couldn’t think of a tagline for’.
8:04 PM: I’m waiting to see where we are at the 30 minute mark to see whether I keep shortinng Library of Herman Cain stock on the Asian markets.
8:10 PM: Oooooohhhh … Is Perry bringing his Mitt-stumping A-game today. Hopefully he can get it in in the next 15 minutes before he falls asleep.
8:11 PM: Curious to see Bachmann rebranding herself as a “jobs creator”.
8:13 PM: It’s going to be weird watching people actually asking Herman Cain serious questions
8:14 PM: Just went to HermanCain.com. It’s crashed. Awesome. Ready for the big time. Anyone have any idea what “fiscal associates” Cain is talking about? I wasn’t clear whether that’s a consulting firm he’s referring to or just like “some fiscal guys.”
8:17 PM: Bye Herman.
8:17 PM: Think that Carney guy finally gave Rick the Red Bull.
