Want to catch up on today’s CPAC events but fear for your sanity/ immortal soul? Have no fear, TPM’s Michael Lester has boiled the day down into 100 mind-blowing seconds.

A Mississippi lawmaker wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico. You’ll never guess to what…

A conservative pundit at CPAC fits Rachel Maddow and contraception into the most outrageous line of the day (so far).

Top dating tips from CPAC.

The iconic Rick Santorum sweater vest in cardboard cutout form — and other pics from CPAC.

When attack ads attack attack ads.

The FBI releases the file it had on Steve Jobs.

Why Planned Parenthood knew it had to hit back hard when Komen pulled its funding.

It’s the first day of CPAC and already its organizers are trying to work out how to avoid having their straw poll overrun by Ron Paul supporters. Meanwhile, you can follow TPM’s live coverage of the forum via our livewire.

Pro-choice Republicans flip out over their leadership’s latest stunt.