Inhofe: Free Colonoscopies At Gitmo

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Those Gitmo prisoners don’t know just how good they’ve got it!

At a press conference by Republican Senators opposed to closing the prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) elaborated on what a humane environment Gitmo is: “anyone, any detainee, over 55 has an opportunity to have a colonoscopy.”

“Now none of them take ’em up on it, because once they explain what it is, none of them want to do it,” Inhofe added. “But nonetheless it’s an opportunity that they have.”

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