Short Fuse: Which Tea Partier Will Be First To Cross The Line And Knock Someone Out?

So: which tea party candidate is going to lose it and actually knock someone out before Election Day? With so many potentially dangerous hotheads (or at least candidates who appear to be interested in coming off that way) running for office on the conservative side of the Republican ballot line, this is a very important question for campaign volunteers, political opponents and anyone else who may find themselves in close proximity to some of these folks.

From New York to Alabama, this year has produced some of the gun-totin’est, threat-makingest, just-plain-wired-to-blowingest crop of potential members of Congress and governors in a long time. And most if not all of the of the ticking time bombs come from the tea party crop. So strap on your black belt, grab your pepper spray, dial 9-1 (be prepared to press the final “1” when necessary) and let’s meet the Most Dangerous Men In Tea Partydom.

Carl Paladino

New York’s Republican nominee for Governor is less conventional politician than he is assault and battery charge waiting to happen. [Note for lawyer’s reading this: not really.] From some of his earliest appearances on the national stage to his campaign ads, Paladino’s public image is full of in-your-face, confrontational imagery. And then of course there’s the direct promise to “take out” reporters he doesn’t like.

Here’s what that looks like:

On Monday, Fox’s Bill O’Reilly — not one to slink away from a fight himself — warned Paladino to keep it clean out there.

“Don’t hit anybody, O.K.?” O’Reilly told Paladino, according to the New York Times.

Ken Buck

Buck, the Sharron Angle of Colorado, is probably less likely to KO a critic than Paladino. But the Republican nominee for Senate in the Centennial State has shown himself to be hungry for a fight when the moment calls for it. In one case, that moment was when a Democratic tracker Buck mistook for a tea party fanatic (AKA his base) asked about President Obama’s birth certificate. That didn’t end great.

Paul LePage

Maine’s Republican gubernatorial nominee is from the Paladino school of Tea Party Republicanism. That is, he’s virulently pro whatever he’s for, manically against what he’s against and completely at home threatening the personal space of the reporters assigned to cover him. Questions over his primary residence and property taxes have raised skepticism among reporters in Maine, and LePage has handled the topic with the kind of calm, cool demeanor you’d expect from a 1990s MLB slugger after his daily ‘roids shot. Two press conferences from last month that show LePage successfully finding his quiet place:

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You have to click through to get the second, here, but it’s worth it.

Ilario Pantano

You may not have heard of Pantano, but the Republican nominee for Congress in North Carolina’s Seventh District is a dangerous man. Not officially guilty of anything, but dangerous nonetheless. Best known among the tea party set for quitting his Wall Street gig (at, ahem, Goldman Sachs) and re-joining the Marines after 9/11, Pantano is more infamous among others for (he admits) shooting two unarmed men 60 times in Iraq before laying a sign reading “No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy” on their corpses to warn others he was in town.

Pantano was cleared of any wrongdoing by the military justice system, and now includes the story as one of the reasons he should be elected to Congress.

Now, even some tea partiers are creeped out and supporting the Democrat.

Tom Ganley

You needn’t worry about Ganley getting physical. Unless you’re a tea party rally regular and a woman. If you check those boxes however, well…

Here’s what one women alleges went down after the Republican nominee for Congress in Ohio’s 13th District met her at a tea party rally (Ganley denies all this):

According to the suit, the pair met for the last time on August 1, after Ganley called the woman and offered to take care of some repairs on the van she owned. The suit says that after the woman dropped off the van at the service department, the two went to Ganley’s office, where he told her he wanted to have “fun” with her, and take her to a condo he owned and parade her around on a leash in front of his friends. He allegedly gave her a $100 bill to buy high heels, a thong and lingerie. The suit states the woman could not leave because the repairs on her van were not finished. Ganley then allegedly approached her, kissed her, groped her and stuck his hand down her pants. He allegedly tried to pull her into the bathroom, and then stopped after she told him she was menstruating. After the service department called to say the work on the van was done, she left.

Clint Webster

Another favorite son of Colorado, Webster is running for state House in a district near Lakewood. He’s on the trail talking tea party values (“The Government is NOT the solution,” his website’s “Healthcare” section reads. “The Government is the PROBLEM”) and squaring off against the incumbent Democrat in the seat. Pretty SOP so far, right? But then comes the part of his campaign where he has to explain why he once called up the county Sheriff’s office and threatened to shoot his ex-wife. As if to make his point, Webster also allegedly fired “two shots at her and another person from a pistol as they drove away from his house,” according to the Denver Post.

Webster was arrested, went through counseling and, according to a local Fox affiliate, could have the whole incident “expunged from his record if he wanted.” He’s happily married now, “runs a business building and managing airplane hangers,” and suggests that the I’ll-kill-her-I-swear-I-will moment from his past is actually a positive for him on the campaign trail. Here’s what that looks like, via KDVR-TV:

 

Late Update: Readers have been writing in with their own suggestions for this list, so I thought I’d add a couple of the most popular names that are popping up:

Phil Davison: The viral video star and Minerva, OH local Republican candidate lends a new meaning to the word “unhinged.”

Sharron Angle: What’s a list of dangerous tea party politicians without Ms. Second Amendment Remedies herself?

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