Jon Stewart: It’s A Missile! A Sky C***! An Airplane? (VIDEO)

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Last night on “The Daily Show,” Jon Stewart and Wyatt Cenac discussed the mysterious “missile” seen off the coast of California. And though the government claims it was really just a plane, Stewart and Cenac thought they knew better.

Unlike CNN anchors, Stewart knew it wasn’t “a giant sky-cock.” He suggested that the timing — a mere two weeks before Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to leave office — was suspicious, leading him to believe that Arnold had strapped himself to one missile in order to take down another missile … until he heard that the cameraman had tracked it for ten minutes, at which point he was sure it was an airplane.

But Cenac and the media knew better: there was obviously a boy strapped to that missile, now in space.

Watch the video below:

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