Looks like we’ve got a fun one cookin’ already.

A short while ago, Conservative Doug Hoffman, the special election candidate in NY-23, breathlessly announced that frustrated Dems had slashed the tires of one of his campaign workers. Right-wing yakkers rose to heights of auto-blogotic self-asphyxiation.

Alas, closer inspection suggests, and local police confirm, said poll worker ran over a bottle.

New headline: GOP campaign worker’s tires slashed by Dem bottle.