Obama took a moment to thank outgoing White House executive pastry chef Bill Yosses, who he called the "crust master."
"His pies, I don't know what he does, if he puts crack in them--" the President said.
"No he doesn't," First Lady Michelle Obama laughed. "There is no crack in our pies."
In Yosses' absence we suggest the President consider ordering a real "crack pie" from Momofuku Milk Bar, although the first lady would likely disapprove.