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John Oliver Predicts The News So He Could Take Memorial Day Weekend Off (VIDEO)

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Oliver also predicted politics in the Middle East would remain complicated and that GM had begun recalling cars "by other companies just to even the playing field." And on sports, the news was "it turns out the NFL has been entirely gay all this time."

Watch Oliver's predictions below:

(H/t: The Huffington Post)