Waiters serving Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush had a bit of fun at the former Florida governor’s expense, according to a photo the GOP hopeful tweeted Sunday.
Bush said last weekend that he was so tough that he eats nails when he wakes up — and then has breakfast.
Here’s what Bush was served:
The waiters had a little fun with me this AM. #nailsforbreakfast pic.twitter.com/S2Zpb3I3Yr
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) November 8, 2015
Too bad they didn’t tuck a few into his sammitch.
That’d have been funny.
Jeb isn’t tough enough to eat dead soft 32-gauge wire.
It won’t be long and he will be getting served his walking papers.
Jeb, here is your warm milk, your cold soup and your parting gifts, Hasta la bye-bye pal.
Uh-huh And by “waiters”, he means “campaign staff”. By “had a little fun with me”, he means “carefully plated and photographed an image, one that I hope will somehow make me look funny or cool, in a desperate attempt to grab just a tiny morsel of positive attention for my disastrous campaign.”
He’s so crooked, he swallowed one and shat a corkscrew.