On police reports that had Rob Ford cavorting with prostitutes, snorting coke, taking oxy, swilling vodka and telling one former staffer that “I banged your pussy,” Mayor Ford responded this morning: “Olivia Gondek said that I wanted to eat her pussy, I never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”
Also, his friend isn’t a prostitute, apparently. From the Toronto Star …
He was particularly angry about his staffers telling police that they thought a young friend of his was a prostitute.
“I don’t appreciate people calling Alana a prostitute, I never had a prostitute here, I’m very happily married at home,” he said. “She’s a friend and it makes me sick that people are saying this.”
The quotes are in this video. But if you’ll note Ford also says he’s going to sue the people who told the cops he snorted cocaine and smoked crack – something that doesn’t seem possible under Canadian law. But who knows?