Sometimes life faces
you with vexing problems, insoluble quandaries, heartbreaking choices. But even in such rough moments there are some simple joys that never leave us. Like watching Larry King create twelve car pile-ups with logic and the English language.
Like tonight when Larry asked Colin Powell ...
KING: A few other things, Mr. Secretary: Israel supports the United States completely in [attacking Iraq] yet they face the most immediate danger. Is this a dichotomy?
POWELL: They do face a danger. I think Saddam Hussein and the weapons he's been developing are a danger to all the nations in the region, to include Israel. And so that's why Israel has been a strong supporter of the need for the international community or for nations who are inclined to act together if not under the umbrella of the international community to deal with this threat.
Isn't it weird how Israel's arch-enemy is Saddam
and Israel sees Iraq as a strategic threat and yet Israel still supports our clobbering Iraq? Isn't that weird? Isn't that a dichotomy?
See this earlier post for a discussion of the fine art of fielding Larry's boneheaded questions (Larry: "That's like what happened when you discovered the cure for gravity, right?") See this post for a candid discussion of the no-goofing-on-Larry rule, which effectively bars people in the media from ever pointing out what a goofball Larry is. See this post to see the top three questions Larry almost got around to asking Dan Rather on June 4th, 2002. 1) "Dan, what was it like to travel to the Moon on Apollo 51? It changes your life, right?" ...