Colbert Debuts His Brand Of TSA ‘Scanner-Defying Pancakes’ (VIDEO)

December 16, 2010 6:43 am

Stephen Colbert last night was shocked to learn that the TSA’s full body scanners can be “fooled by pancakes,” as Gizmodo reported earlier this week. But he wasn’t surprised by the culprit.

“It’s no surprise, folks, that pancakes have joined the global jihad,” Colbert said, referring to the popular restaurant IHOP. “We have long known they are part of an international conspiracy.”[TPM SLIDESHOW: Sanest Of The Sane? Top 25 Signs From The Stewart/Colbert Rally]

On the bright side, Colbert added, law-abiding citizens can now hide their “private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts.” So to help the cause, Colbert introduced his own brand of scanner-defying pancakes.


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