NEW YORK (AP) — The conservative writer and pundit Charles Krauthammer has died.
Krauthammer had announced a year ago he was being treated for a cancerous tumor in his abdomen and in early June revealed that he likely had just weeks to live. He was 68.
His death was announced Thursday by two media organizations that employed him, Fox News Channel and The Washington Post.
Awarded a Pulitzer for commentary in 1987, Krauthammer was an influential voice among Republicans, through his syndicated column and his appearances on Fox News and elsewhere.
Here’s the part where I don’t say anything.
Damn. For once he got it right. He called it first. Only weeks to live. Whoa.
Bye. All I got.
Welp.
Ah, I will.
Chuck Kraut was on the right side of history almost 99% of the time. Like Bill Kristol’s, his “loss” will be quickly forgotten, quickly drained from our psyches, like a gravity-fed septic system at an RV park self-designated “Resort”. [Shlurp. Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.]
Sorry, I just gave every available damn I have to 2,300 innocent, terrified children ripped from their families.
Check with my secretary, and maybe she can set something up in the next couple of months or so.