If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2018
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Unsaid by Trump:
Looks like Trump got snookered (again)
Note to Russian intelligence. I would "Urge People who are Not Looking for America’s “Dumbest Criminal” to commit their crimes not to hire Preshitident Skanky-Manslut.
Real Warning from America’s Dumbest Criminals: “The crimes you are about to see are real. Only the names were changed to protect the ignorant.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAxm5CVg4uMBut what if I want a CRIMINAL lawyer, huh? You’ve had him since 2006, is he any good?
Dumbass Dotard just reemphasized that he retained this dude for a decade (though not as a lawyer) - not that we critics needed the reminder. But it might read a little jarring to his twitter fans/devotees inside of the bubble – if they ever pause to think.
Only THE BEST people.