Nancy and Cryin’ Chuck can end the Shutdown in 15 minutes. At this point it has become their, and the Democrats, fault!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 14, 2019
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You mean at this point where you concede that you and your shutdown are utter failures? Losers gotta lose.
Nope. Try harder, your projector is broken.
Hmmmm…let’s roll the tape, folks.
Ah, yes, there it is: “I will be proud to own it…” directly from those orange, anus-y lips.
Being in love with your on-screen image is a double-edged sword, Spankee. You can never un-say it, and, thanks to Wayback, you can never fully delete it.
Sad.
Nice try, dickweed
Majority Leader McConnell could end it in 15 minutes.