President Trump said he plans to head south to survey Hurricane Michael damage on Sunday or Monday, after the storm passes.
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Throw a few paper towels from the helicopter? Or do more rescues?
St. Dotard the Bounty-full…
The best prez ever ever, of any country in the whole world, will go today and show 'em.
FEMA is reporting that the pResident has instructed the agency to place an emergency order with Hasbro, manufacturer of Play-Doh.
“Who will save us?” they cried.
“I!” replied the Cinnamon Cockroach.
(With apologies to Roberto Gómez Bolaños, creator of El Chapulín Colorado.)
awww trump wants to be the hero again.
so tired of winning and being so heroic.