Stormy Daniels Goes There: Did We Really Need These Trumpian Details?

September 18, 2018 11:37 am

President Donald Trump’s self-assured commentary about his penis during a presidential debate made for one of the strangest moments in American history. Now Trump may find himself hoisted on his own petard, as his member is described in detail — and in much blunter language — in Stormy Daniels’ new memoir “Full Disclosure.”

According to the Guardian, which obtained a copy of Daniels’ book, it goes into “excruciating detail about the president’s genitals.” Per the Guardian, Daniels wrote that Trump’s member is “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small,” and “has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels wrote in the book, the Guardian reported, separately describing “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” 

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels wrote.

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