When it comes to his legal opinions, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is by far the most sarcastic justice on the bench, according to a new analysis.
Scalia’s penchant for biting humor isn’t news to most who follow the Court closely, but University of California-Irvine law professor Rick Hasen has put a number on it in an essay published over the weekend.
What he found puts Scalia’s unique employment of wit into context.
Hasen searched law articles and journals since 1986, looking for instances where a justice’s opinion was described as sarcastic or something similar. Of the 134 instances that Hasen found, Scalia was the author of 75 of them. The other justices combined for 59. Justice John Paul Stevens was second to Scalia with 9 sarcastic opinions.
“Justice Scalia is the most sarcastic Justice on the Supreme Court,” Hasen wrote. “He has been for at least the last thirty years, and there is good reason to believe no other Justice in history has come close to his level of sarcasm.”
Scalia’s “sarcasm” sounds oddly similar to “being an asshole”.
Nothing wrong with “sarcasm”. It’s a good thing actually.
I’m concerned with his viewpoints and decisions. They are atrocious. And they would be no less atrocious if he was not sarcastic.
And shouldn’t the “gay” Justice have a sharp tongue?
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He’s also the most likely to ignore his own earlier opinions, when it suits his partisan agenda.