Santa Claus stopped by Thursday’s episode of “The Nightly Show” to tell host Larry Wilmore that he already got his present: his time slot.
“You think you’re getting a gift? You know what I gave you this year? A time slot,” Santa said. “Giving a black man a late-night show? Peace on Earth is easier! You’re not getting another gift until 2025.”
Even if Wilmore was getting a present this year, Santa said he wouldn’t be delivering it.
“How about you put down the fucking guns?” Santa fired back when asked if he would reconsider coming to America.
Watch the clip, from Comedy Central, below:
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Its sad…but odds are good someone would shoot Santa Claus “breaking into” their home (if of course there was a Santa Claus)
Black Friday news:“guns for Christmas, a great stocking stuffer.” Even Santa is afraid to come here. Larry is spot on. Best on late nite right now.
I feel kind of confused…aren’t Trevor Noah and Larry Wilmore doing late night shows?