South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley on Thursday responded to Stephen Colbert’s interest in filling outgoing Sen. Jim DeMint’s seat. Haley’s Facebook page posted: “Mr. Colbert, clearly a whole lot of people felt you needed a second look for U.S. Senate, and because I believe in doing my full due diligence … this is what our vetting process came back with.”
Sample dirt includes:
‘Stephen Colbert Claimed He Would “Stumble Around Columbia, The Capital, Like, Pantless With A Bottle Of Jack Daniels And Try To Get Arrested”
Colbert Attended A South Carolina Trade Conference, In His Words, “Representing Iran”
Stephen Colbert Demanded To Be Named Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person In The World” And Used A Puppy To Slap A Baby To Make His Case
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