If the Republican Party wants Rep. Paul Ryan (WI) to be Speaker of the House, they’re going to have to work together for it.
On Wednesday’s “Daily Show,” host Trevor Noah catalogued how hard that may be.
“That’s where the Republican party is right now: A successful meeting is when you don’t get booed,” Noah said. “Nobody booed, nobody puked, nobody punched through the press room wall. And nobody pulled out a traditional Japanese sword and disemboweled himself. Yeah! Oh, one guy did? One guy did. Still a successful meeting!”
Ryan knows how much the Republican Party needs his speakership, Noah said. Because of this, Ryan is demanding work-life balance.
“I haven’t seen a list of demands this crazy since the Ten Commandments,” Noah said. “Thou shalt not murder? What am I going to do with people I don’t like?”
Watch the clip, from Comedy Central, below:
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I liked it up until the “Digging up dead Beatles” line. That’s in almost a poor a taste as Paul Ryan.