This Parody Perfectly Nails Every Jade Helm Conspiracy Theory Video

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What’s more sinister than FEMA death camps? Some black tarps and a chain-link fence.

Just in time for the Wednesday kickoff of “Jade Helm 15,” a YouTube user under the handle Get Right America posted an amazing parody of the breathless, Humvee-tracking conspiracy theorists who are suspicious of the U.S. military training exercise.

The videographer filmed himself driving around the parking lot of a Sam’s Club in San Angelo, Texas in a nod to one of the wilder “Jade Helm 15” conspiracy theories about its parent company, Wal-Mart. There, he found a potential hiding spot for “ninjas that can take our guns” and trucks that obviously must belong to the Knights Templar.

Watch below:

h/t Kolten Parker

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  1. Why would we want to take over Texas? We’d be better off if we asked the liberals in the state to move and then cut it loose to be its own country.

  2. He sold me! I’m gonna get me a gun.

  3. The accent is wonderful. It sounds like every major kookfart south of the Mason-Dixon line.

    “You DO NOT want to be here when Jesus comes!”

  4. I LOVED this! It was true perfection, one of those Colbert-esque parodies that’s almost a little too real. Bravo, sir!
    “black tarps on a feynce, black tarps on a feynce!”

  5. Congratulations Sir! You killed it and didn’t even break a smile. A+ for perfect sarcasm and parody!

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