President Barack Obama said Sunday in a very lighthearted interview that he’s working on improving the White House’s wireless Internet connection for the next first family.
Obama, speaking with his wife, Michelle, told CBS News’ Gayle King that they were trying to improve the estate’s WiFi before leaving because there were still dead spots in the building.
“The girls are just irritated by it,” Michelle Obama said.
The President secretly picked which team would win the Super Bowl, which will be revealed Monday on CBS.
Bless his heart
Thanks Mr. President but we’ll take care of it. Don’t want to hold you up. Just fucking leave.
— Spoiler Alert —
Barry picked the Panthers.*
[edit] “What a yuge loosah,” said a short-fingered vulgarian from the Bronx.
*projected.
As reported on Faux: “Obamas Trash White House On Way Out - Even WiFi Broken”
Thank for sharing, Darcy. That’s exactly how everybody feels about you. And kudos for putting it so succinctly.
You may now resume polishing off that case of Silver Bullets as you root for the Broncos and complain about how you ate the last bag of BAKEN-ETS® pork skins last night.