Transparency Not Big Militia Value

Raymond Peake (left) and Thomas Tuso

Things are getting to a good place when prison guards are blowing away lawyers to steal their guns to stockpile said guns in preparation for the coming overthrow of the federal government.

The accused, Pennsylvania prison guard Raymond Peake, 64, says that he and Thomas Tuso have told authorities they are members of the organization that is going to overthrow the government. But he’s declined to provide its name.