Okay, North Korea Wins

The North Korean press ministry has just released a video of snarling attack German Shepherd attacking an effigy of the South Korean Defense Minister (if by effigy we mean a scarecrow with a xeroxed portrait taped on it). It’s so epic I think we should just agree to let them have nukes and ICBMs. Watch.

On the bright side, this arguably represents a de-escalation from earlier threats of nuclear attacks.