Massa Believes in Platonic Groping

Whoever is handling former Rep. Eric Massa’s PR is a crazy person. The only question is whether they were crazy enough to let him go on Glenn Beck’s and Larry King’s shows yesterday in the first place — or recommended against it and went crazy watching Massa self-immolate.

Sample exchange from Larry King’s interview:

KING: It may be silly, but I guess we have to ask it, are your — are you gay?

MASSA: Well, here’s that answer, I’m not going to answer that.

In — in year 2010?

Why don’t you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy.

Massa also made the novel argument that groping isn’t sexual. Watch.