Laser Guns

October 13, 2010 12:17 p.m.

West Virginia Senate hopeful John Raese is hitting the campaign trail with a plan to launch 1000 laser guns into orbit to shoot down rogue state missiles. “We need 1,000 laser systems put in the sky and we need it right now.”

It’s basically global missile defense but explained with the understanding of a five year old as opposed to the normal Republican’s 12 year old understanding of the technology.

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