In His Spare Time, He Walks on Water

The one-man trainwreck that is Rod Blagojevich held another memorable presser today, quoting Tennyson and demonstrating again that no one holds him in as high a regard as he himself does:

Late Update: TPM Reader SS, ever the matchmaker:

After that presser, I’m persuaded Blago should elope with Sarah Palin. Match made in heaven (at least Jon Stewart’s!).