I Love You, Man

The feds are reportedly investigating the ties between the Ponzi-scheming Sir Allen Stanford and U.S. lawmakers.

I’m sure there’s nothing to it since emails like this one to Stanford from Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), the chair of the National Republican Congressional Committee, shortly after Stanford was charged by the SEC are the sort of courtesies we all get when the feds are hot on our tail: “I love you and believe in you…If you want my ear/voice — e-mail.”