BREAKING: Homos NOT Falling From Sky In Alabama

You gotta watch this homemade video of the effect gay marriage is NOT having in Alabama: “It looks like we’re pretty safe here in Blount County, and we’re not going to be subjected to any kind of plagues of homosexuals falling from the sky.”

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