A Classic ‘Who Derp It?’

It involves Donald Trump, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz and CNN. And it includes Ted Cruz arguably being a conniving weasel. So needless to say there was no way we could resist. Just what happened Monday night when CNN pushed an update suggesting (though not quite saying) that Carson was on the verge of dropping out and the Cruz camp jumped on it to try to convince Carson supporters to move to Cruz since Carson was dropping out? And who’s right when Carson calls it ‘Dirty Tricks’ and Donald Trump says the caucus results should be tossed out and the caucus held again? Well, here’s the definitive timeline: who said what, when and a lot of other stuff.

Cue the ‘Law & Order’ music.