Were always trying to

We’re always trying to do our best to help our readers make sense of the news. And along those lines we just got this email from TPM Reader AB

So I’m lost and maybe TPM can help. Just how many GOP senators or congressmen are currently accused of sex-related crimes?

Y’all might come up with some handy-dandy chart so that we can keep Sweeney from Gibbons from Foley from whosiewhatsits in Pennsylvania who started the whole strangling fad.

Okay, let me see if I can give a run-down here.

We have Rep. Foley (R-FL) accused of various inappropriate sexual contact with underage congressional pages.

Then we have Rep. Gibbons (R-NV) in an on-going story about allegedly accosting/propositioning a woman other than his wife in a parking garage in Las Vegas. Gibbons is currently running for governor. And there’s a separate dimension of this scandal where his cronies are trying to cover up what happened. I guess this explains how things that happen in Vegas stay in Vegas.

Next we’ve got the older story of Rep. Don Sherwood (R-PA) who allegedly tried to strangle his mistress.

Then just last night we learned that the apparently more traditionally-minded Rep. John Sweeney (R-NY) “got into [a] verbal argument [with his wife] that turned a little physical by her being grabbed by the neck and pushed around the house.”

Anyway, that’s the House GOP sex/assault/battery checklist. Am I missing anyone?