O’Reilly And Beck Tour Will Make ‘Professional Wrestling Seem Like A Night At The Opera’

Fox News hosts Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly will head out on a four-city tour together at the end of January.

The “Bold & Fresh Tour 2010” will make stops in Westbury, New York, Tampa, Florida, North Charleston, South Carolina, and Norfolk, Virginia. The Westbury and Tampa shows are already sold out. Tickets range from $45-$121, depending on seat location and venue.

The official site touts the tour as “an event that makes professional wrestling seem like a night at the opera,” and says that “there’s no shortage of people talking about what’s going on in the world today, but there are far too few who are actually saying anything of substance.”

It continues:

Enough is enough–it’s time for the truth from somebody who’ll give it to you straight, whether you like it or not. Actually, make that… somebodys–Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck. This January, they’re coming out from behind their desks and going on tour.

The site describes Bill O’Reilly as “the godfather of ‘no spin’ and in-your-face television,” for whom “brutal honesty beats hypocrisy every time.”

But that’s not all!: “You know how they say that some men’s ‘bark’ is worse than their ‘bite?’ With Bill… yeah, not so much. As Bill puts it, ‘My teeth are in good shape.'”

Glenn Beck is a dog in his own right apparently, with “humor, raw emotion and the tenacity of a pit bull” that has made him “the new voice of conservative America.”

He’s less a TV host and more like, say… a force of nature. “There is really no better way to start the new year than by joining Bill on stage for the first time ever,” says Glenn. “Wait…should I be worried?”

According to the site, “you’ll hear from Bill, you’ll hear from Glenn, and then… they’ll take the stage together. What happens then? Heaven only knows, but one thing is for sure–you’ll want to see it with your very own eyes.”

“Your town may never be the same.” Indeed.

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