Jon Stewart took a look at the bank bailouts last night, and concluded that “our government is the worst loan shark in history.” It’s like they’re saying,”Hey! You got my money? No? Well here, take more of my money. No, you’ll take it. Don’t make me break my thumbs.”
Stewart then decided to just give up and let Wall Street continue to make tons of money while the rest of the country is in a recession: “Make the money, take the money. The rest of us are going to start a nut-based economy. And you know what? We’re just going to have to pray nobody on Wall Street is a squirrel.”
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| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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