Stephen Colbert popped in on Jon Stewart last night for a reason that became apparent to Stewart very quickly: “You didn’t get a rally permit did you?” Colbert replied that he’s an American, he doesn’t need a permit: “Would I need a permit to hold a 100,000 person get together in my backyard?”
When Jon finally agreed to add Colbert to his own rally permit, the latter was triumphant: “You just made the biggest mistake of your life, Jon Stewart, or should I say Neville Chamberlain?”
But after Colbert claimed that he had stolen Jon’s “mojo,” Oprah stepped in to mediate. She also gave everyone in the audience tickets to the rally, leaving even Colbert impressed: “Jon, I gotta say, your rally is supposed to be about sanity, and that was insane.”
Jon disagreed: “Oprah could have built these people an ark, flooded the northeast corridor, and floated them down to the rally. She has her own network of angels.”
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| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Announcement | ||||
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