Lauri Apple | Gawker
New Jersey state senate candidate Phil Mitsch knows just what America needs to get his awful state back on track: tax reductions, something called “mandatory mortgage loan modifications on at risk residential properties,” and a more pronounced Madonna-whore complex. “Women, you increase your odds of keeping your men by being faithful, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom,” he recently tweeted.
Even though dispensing retro sex advice to thousands of strangers while running for public office seems like a winning campaign strategy, the leaders of New Jersey’s Republican party want Mitsch to drop out of the race. However, the man himself is adamant that his advice is only “sensible” and “great” and not at all sexist or whatever. Besides, he got the idea from Mick Jagger‘s ex-wife Jerry Hall, so if you don’t like it then you’re sexist.
“I always have and always will put women on a pedestal because I have deep respect for them,” he recently wrote on (where else?) his Twitter–which he uses to provide a constant stream of “motivational tips” and questions on the pressing love issues of the day, such as this one: “why do they call it “falling” in love when the feeling is so uplifting ??” Surely he will discover the answer, if the voters give him the opportunity. So come on, New Jersey, and do whatever it takes to elect this guy. We need more philosophical “big thinker” types in office.
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