Rick Santorum may have falsely claimed that the elderly in the Netherlands wear special bracelets to avoid euthanasia. But “in his heart,” he believed it to be true.
“In Rick Santorum’s heart, Dutch doctors push old people in wheelchairs up to windmills and let the blades chop their heads off,” Colbert said Thursday, “and then grind them into a paste and use that paste to plug cracks in the dikes and turn their skulls into wooden shoes.”
Colbert then tweeted other things Santorum believes to be true “in his heart.”
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